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Remember when you were still chasing one another round a playground and telling poor jokes? Well here’s a sample from those days of yesteryear. None are rude and some are even funny!


Q: Who is the bees favourite singer?
A: Sting!

Q: Who is the bees favourite pop group?
A: The Bee gees!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She's throne!

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Ho hum hum!

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!

Q: What kind of bees drop things?
A: A fumble bee!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!

Q: What's a bee’s favourite flower?
A: A bee-gonia!

Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!

Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A: A bramble bee!

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!

Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!

Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!

Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!

Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
A: An aero-drone!

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!

Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!

Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!

Q: What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!

Q: What is a bee's favourite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!

Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!

Q: Why do bees buzz?
A: Because they can't whistle!

Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?
A: He was waxing lyrical!

Q: What goes zzub, zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards!

Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee!

Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred!

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!

Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!

Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!

Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee cee one!

Q: What did the Queen bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!

Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because of the honey combs!

Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee pretending to be an aeroplane!

 
   


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